What do archaeologists do on Valentine’s Day?Carbon Dating
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
GO SIT IN THE CORNER
there should be asexual parties. we start it off with the dry teeshirt contest where whoevers shirt is softest wins, spin the bottle, who ever it lands on shares a peice of cake with the spinner, then seven minutes in heaven is where you take a 7 minute power nap and people head to the bedrooms to hardcore cuddle.
im not an asexual but that sounds like the best party ever, i want in
there’s a bulletin board on the first floor of my school that literally just says ‘what’
it’s been like that for a week im so done
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
IF YOU’RE IN THE HOSPITAL I DON’T CARE HOW CURIOUS YOU ARE OR CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE IN FOR ANY REASON DON’T RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING IV IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE SITUATION AND EVEN IF YOU DO YOU PROBABLY NEED THE STUFF THEY’RE PUMPING INTO YOU FOR MEDICAL REASONS
DON’T TEAR OUT YOUR IVS AND DON’T MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS TEAR OUT THEIR IVS